Jim Fixed It For Wheels!

Poor Cocky lost twenty quid to Wheels on Saturday! On the way to the game Wheels said he saw Sir Saville on Pool Bank - top off, hot pants on and 'Jim'll Fix It' Medallion swinging amidst a forest of grey chest hair! Cocky, the good driver that he is, was by all accounts concentrating on the road and quite rightly didn't believe wind-up merchant Wheels and gambled 20 quid that it was a cock and bull story! How he wished he hadn't... the rest of the Ilkley Lads had all seen Shell Suit Saville and backed Wheels story up! Rumours that Wheels was later seen at the bar getting 9 beers in cannot be verified!!!